(Source: myothertimemachineisacar)



I went to the barber and asked for a Liverpool FC haircut. Mess at the back, nothing on the sides and nothing up front. Charged me £130m.



(Source: iraffiruse)



Did you hear about the guy who took a cocktail of laxatives and ecstasy?

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It’s Miz hunting season. Be wewwy, wewwy quiet.

bitterseason:

(Source: plosive-attack)



jerryc4:

If you want to be in black and white,Black and white’s gotta be in you…..

jerryc4:

If you want to be in black and white,
Black and white’s gotta be in you…..